Dear Boy,
You were all for being friends, really close buddies. But I wasn't ready. Duh.
Now that all has been said and done, we have another shot at friendship. Nice and jolly, we are.
But it's not like that, isn't it? I think part of you is still scared of me. Which makes me feel rather placated, tolerated and insulted, because I really do want things to be pleasantly platonic.