Chocolate covered almonds are evil little things.
Don't be fooled by how innocent they look, sitting harmlessly inside the nice cellophane packaging. Beneath that exterior lurks a sinister presence. Little voices, constantly beckoning... Little voices that cry out, 'eat me! eat me!' Little voices that never stop. Sweet ovoids of diet-destruction! May blind DOOM fall from the sky onto your ugly, sugary heads!
I'm bored? What, you could tell??
Baaahhh.
Going to visit Mum at the hospital now.
